My Monty Python Alphabet on PDF.

On my Deviantart gallery.
On Scribd.

“It’s not a balloon! You stupid little thick-headed Saxon git! It’s not a balloon! Balloons is for kiddy-winkies. If you want to play with balloons, get outside.”

Y is for (Four) Yorkshiremen.

Not an original Python, I know.

We were evicted from our ‘ole in the ground; we ‘ad to go and live in a lake.

X is for (Cardinal) Ximenez.

See what I did there?

W is for Wimbledon.

Och, but Angus, ye ken full well that Scots folk dinna know how to play the tennis to save their lives.

V is for Viking.

(But it’s my only line!)

(Source: )

U is for Upperclass Twit of the Year.

Well it certainly looks as though we’re in for a splendid afternoon’s sport in this the I27th Upperclass Twit of the Year Show.

Q is for Queen Victoria.

(Source: )

P is for People’s Front of Judea.
(Plus George Harrison)

“Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the fucking Judean People’s Front.”

M is for Michael Palin

(El señor Miguel Palinez)