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Alejandra Gamgeek
Minister of Silly Drawings, Silly Falls and Crisps. Wanted for blasphemy on twelve systems.

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    Did this in a hurry for a try out for a kind of illustration gig.
I hate when people ask for a design or illustration try out when you’re job hunting. I mean, I HAVE A FUCKING PORTFOLIO, you know? Oh, I get it, you didn’t bother to open the portfolio file, nice.
Yeah, it has happened to me.
Not the best I can do, but the best I can do in a hurry. Yep, I cloned the fishes, it was just a try out, I don’t think they needed a very finished thing, I insist, I have a portfolio, you can see more finished stuff there.
And, yeah, I’m not the best nor designing or illustrating (Odin’s beard, I feel like I’m just making words up), I know sometimes I’m very, very lazy; but if it is in the portfolio, I’m proud of it.
Of course, this is only my opinion.
Or maybe it’s just nonsense? It certainly reads like it. I’m very sorry for the rant.
Anyway, I want to really finish the pic and I have nothing else to do, so… I’m posting it for the rant and to remind me to finish it.
Man, I miss the pay day fairy; please come back, Tony!

    Did this in a hurry for a try out for a kind of illustration gig.

    I hate when people ask for a design or illustration try out when you’re job hunting. I mean, I HAVE A FUCKING PORTFOLIO, you know? Oh, I get it, you didn’t bother to open the portfolio file, nice.

    Yeah, it has happened to me.

    Not the best I can do, but the best I can do in a hurry. Yep, I cloned the fishes, it was just a try out, I don’t think they needed a very finished thing, I insist, I have a portfolio, you can see more finished stuff there.

    And, yeah, I’m not the best nor designing or illustrating (Odin’s beard, I feel like I’m just making words up), I know sometimes I’m very, very lazy; but if it is in the portfolio, I’m proud of it.

    Of course, this is only my opinion.

    Or maybe it’s just nonsense? It certainly reads like it. I’m very sorry for the rant.

    Anyway, I want to really finish the pic and I have nothing else to do, so… I’m posting it for the rant and to remind me to finish it.

    Man, I miss the pay day fairy; please come back, Tony!

    — 1 week ago with 1 note
    #underwater  #submarine  #sketch  #sorry for the rant  #fishes  #axolotl  #pay day fairy  #cloned fishes 
    Boring sketch time!
Today I drew a submarine (for something I’m sure it’s not going to happen) and some torpedoes.

    Boring sketch time!

    Today I drew a submarine (for something I’m sure it’s not going to happen) and some torpedoes.

    — 1 week ago
    #sketch  #submarine  #no that submarine  #sharpies  #torpedoes 
    I am Sailor Star Lord, the champion of dance! In the name of the Guardians of the Galaxy, I will punish you! I will dance-off with wrongs and kick ass evil, and that means you!
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    I am Sailor Star Lord, the champion of dance! In the name of the Guardians of the Galaxy, I will punish you! I will dance-off with wrongs and kick ass evil, and that means you!

    (4/4)

    — 1 month ago
    #Sailor star lord  #peter quill  #star lord  #man  #Legendary Outlaw  #sailor moon  #Guardians of the Galaxy  #im not obsessed with guardians of the galaxy  #shut up  #dance off 
    For Love and Justice (and any good reward that gets in the way), the pretty sailor suited soldier Sailor Star Lord!
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    For Love and Justice (and any good reward that gets in the way), the pretty sailor suited soldier Sailor Star Lord!

    (3/4)

    — 1 month ago with 4 notes
    #Sailor star lord  #peter quill  #star lord  #man  #Legendary Outlaw  #sailor moon  #Guardians of the Galaxy  #im not obsessed with guardians of the galaxy  #Shut Up 
    In the name of the Guardians of the Galaxy, I will punish you!
Please don’t take away Photoshop from me.
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    In the name of the Guardians of the Galaxy, I will punish you!

    Please don’t take away Photoshop from me.

    (2/4)

    — 1 month ago with 1 note
    #Sailor star lord  #peter quill  #star lord  #man  #Legendary Outlaw  #sailor moon  #Guardians of the Galaxy  #im nor obesessed with guardians of the galaxy  #Shut Up 
    Sailor Star Lord!
I know it’s been done, and it’s been beautifully done before. But I wanted to be silly and try a version with the old Star Lord costume. You know I love the old Star Lord costume.
It’s me, or Sailor Moon poses are fucking awkward? I’m not an anatomy genius, but, for fuck’s sake.
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    Sailor Star Lord!

    I know it’s been done, and it’s been beautifully done before. But I wanted to be silly and try a version with the old Star Lord costume. You know I love the old Star Lord costume.

    It’s me, or Sailor Moon poses are fucking awkward? I’m not an anatomy genius, but, for fuck’s sake.

    (1/4)

    — 1 month ago with 7 notes
    #Sailor star lord  #peter quill  #star lord  #man  #Legendary Outlaw  #sailor moon  #silliness  #Guardians of the Galaxy  #im nor obesessed with guardians of the galaxy  #Shut Up